imthespiritofjazz:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

OH MY GOOD LORD.

thedailywhat:

Overenthusiastic Olympic Employee of the Day: “We are going to be telling our children’s children’s children’s children’s children about this day,” promises this Olympic Games worker, whose job it is to direct foot traffic remind people via megaphone HOW EXCITING IT IS to attend the Games.

Heart her.

[hypervocal]