// Everything I need to know about life I learned from Mean Girls//

1. It only counts if you see nipple
2. She doesn’t even go here
3. Gretchen’s father invented Toaster Strudel
4. Happy Hour is from 4-6
5. Janice’s wig is made of my mom’s chest hair
6. Sears has clothes that 1-3-5 doesn’t have
7. Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial
8. Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die
9. Trang Pak is a grosky little byotch
10. Swim practice can be held in the projection room above the auditorium
11. It’s October 3^rd
12. You can’t just ask people why they’re white
13. That black girl is from Michigan
14. Glenn Coco is the fucking man
15. Aston Kutcher isn’t a band
16. You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week
17. You can only wear jeans or track pants on Friday
18. On Wednesdays we wear pink
19. When all else fails, get cheese fries
20. A sub n equals n plus one over four
21. Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends
22. Mathlethes is social suicide
23. Caller ID doesn’t work when it comes from *411
24. Damien’s nana take’s her wig off when she’s drunk
25. At a costume party, wear sultry lingerie and a pair of animal ears

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